Let's talk poop!

One of the services is offer is poop scooping. I know most people hate doing it, and so do I when it's raining or blowing a gale, or when 50% of the little doggy landmines contain things my dogs absolutely should not have eaten. But, with my wellies on and my earbuds blasting out some 70s pop rock, I actually find it very therapeutic! 
Why not offer this to other people? I thought, especially with spring finally making an appearance. Most folks are probably like myself and have turned a blind eye to the poop build up over the last few months; with the weather we have been having it's the last thing you want to be doing. But now is the time to tackle it, and to do that, you need the right tools! 
'Is it weird to be so excited?' I wondered as I admired the gleam and turd holding capacity of my latest purchase, this magnificent shovel and rake. Probably, but that's nothing new for me. After preserving the beauty of the shovel with a grocery bag, I quickly put it to the test. It worked remarkably well, clearing my yard of 3 months of doggy debris in about 20 minutes. 'Look at all the poop!' I cheerfully exclaimed to my family and a less than enthusiastic neighbour. 'I need to do this every day!' I haven't of course... But for the very reasonable price of $25 I can save you going though the trauma of Spring clean-up. I'll  even take the poop home with me for disposal!